"My only advice for dealing with me, is to catch we while I still care."

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*



"The truth pisses me off"

beckyblackbooks:

Mortal enemies.


"You were my cup of tea, I drink coffee now."(via kingsleyyy)


etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

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I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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"Maybe is not enough.."
Hahaahahah

Hahaahahah

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains